Thursday, September 24, 2009

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Best Reason Yet to Keep Up With Your Blog.

To the editor that was trying to find me via this blog, I would like to say that I am sorry that it took me so long to realize that you were trying to get in touch with me and I hope that it doesn't keep us from working together.

Ever So Humbly Yours,

Ben Snider

Monday, August 31, 2009

OK. Here is an exciting event that everyone should try to attend.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Why I Won't Text and Drive

I am not afraid of the crap they say might happen if I text my BFF while driving. Even though there are grisly images floating around the world wide web. I'm not worried that Officer's Neil and Bob might catch me and give me a hefty fine. My wallet would survive alright. I'm not worried that I might accidentally send a salacious come on to my boss. (He'd just chuckle anyway). The truth of the matter is this. I don't want to be the Douchie VanBagster that gets in the way!