Hello Lads and Lassies,
I know I have been away too long. I have been exploring the world of the well paid folks and have found that it is, indeed, a frightening place filled with horrors of commonality and debauchery. The debauchery wasn't so bad, but the commonality was dreadful. So, I return with tales of greed and stupidity from the land of the pretty people with shiny white teethe and leathery tanned skin. Thank you for all welcoming me home and raise a glass, but be sure to make mine a whiskey!